And the day improves

I know. Two blog posts in one day. This is crazy, but I’m super excited. I came home to both a Stranger Things shirt and a box of books!

First, the shirt. It came in my LootCrate. I LOVE Stranger Things. I can’t wait for Season 2.

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Now, the books! These copies are going to various individuals and organizations. Library of Congress gets one. A couple of local libraries get them. A couple of people who helped me out immensely with feedback get them.

Bleu the buttface helped me with the unboxing. Here he is going nyoom over them when I was trying to take a picture.

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This was the first chance I had to be at home for more than a few minutes today, so I think he may have been trying to get my attention.   🙂    Big baby.

Here he is next to the box, being slightly less of a blur.

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He is a wild and crazy guy.

Anyway. The book is finally available in both ebook and paperback! There may be a hardcover eventually. Here’s the link to the book on Amazon.

Additional book related posts on the way.

Whacking Moles

Hey! Just thought I’d pop on for a moment and offer up an update. I do have a new book out, the eBook version anyway. Link! I’m still engaged in battle with a few last-minute details on the print versions, which is killing me inside. I wanted to be done with this thing, but stuff keeps popping up like some hellish whack-a-mole game. Whack one mole, oh look! Yet another mole. Apparently, I have an overabundance of moles.

I have never had the problems I’m having with this book. It’s really weird and distressing, and if every book fought me this hard, I would probably never publish any of my work.

Official foofaraw shall commence once the paperback version is out. I didn’t want to dive too far into promotion without that at least being available.

I’m going to go work now. I hope to one day be free of this thing. Until then, please enjoy this photo of sleepy Sneaker.

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Tonight in the Sea of Words That is my Life

The obsession is real and true, my friends. One of the most difficult parts of this whole book writing thing is letting go.

I’m currently driving the CreateSpace people crazy. I’m also driving myself a little crazy with the upcoming book release. Tweaking it has become a kind of habit. I try to let it go, and then I find something to adjust and again, I tumble down the spiral of obsessive compulsive checking and rechecking and scrolling through 300 pages of words, and I can’t trust myself because nothing is ever perfect.

But the book will be out on time, the ebook, at the absolute very least.

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Preorder is Up

Hey, hey! The ebook for my upcoming middle-grade fantasy, Desmond Winters in the Realms of the Caged Sun, is now up for preorder on Amazon at this link. The preorder is up a tad later than I wanted it to be but that’s okay. The book officially comes out on 2/28. The paperback should be out on the same day, but there’s no preorder for it. There will also be a hardcover, but I’m not sure if that will be out the same day.

This project has been a huge deal for me, and I’m really excited about it! I’ll have a lot more info in the next couple of weeks, so be sure to stay tuned.

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Clicky McClickerson

I’ve been working on recording an audiobook version of Love and the Dark. Holy crap that book had some editing issues. I do have someone edit for me but I have a tendency to monkey around with the book once I get it back, so you know, my inability to leave things alone is one hundred percent of the problem. The issues will be fixed shortly.

Anyway, recording the audiobook has been an interesting experience so far. I had to figure out which software to use and then how to use it. I now know things about sound that I didn’t know before. I also learned that once I get past the weirdness of hearing a recording of myself, my voice is actually kind of soothing.

The worst issue I’ve had is my mouth drying out. After about 10 minutes of recording, my mouth gets dry and starts making these little click sounds that are undesirable in the audiobook world. Not only do they sound bad, they distract me. In fact, the whole dry mouth thing is so aggravating that more often than not, I end up quitting for the evening before I intended to.

And the audiobook I’m recording has an estimated finished recording time of 7 hours. It’s a lot more than 7 hours of labor once you factor in all the retakes and editing, etc. At this rate, I’m gonna be fifty years old by the time I finish.

I looked up the clicking (mouth noise) and apparently, this is a common audio recording problem. I’ve seen the following suggested solutions.

  1. Get a better microphone to filter it out. That’s fine and dandy but if the mouth noise is distracting me as I’m reading, then the fanciest microphone in the world isn’t going to help.
  1. Water – This was the first thing I tried. Do you know what water does? It rinses the saliva out of your mouth. I drink so much water as it is that it’s probably causing the problem in the first place.
  1. Vaseline – ew
  1. Lemon – Wouldn’t this be drying?
  1. Talking while holding a pencil in your teeth – What?
  1. Get someone else (a professional someone else) to record it – Like I’d give up that easily. Do you even know me, bro? The clicks aren’t stopping me, not yet, anyway.

I did try keeping a glass of milk next to me. That helped a little, but it definitely wasn’t a cure. It was skim milk, though, so maybe milk with fat in it would do a better job.

This evening, I bought some mouth moisturizing gel. Sounds pretty gross, right? It’s clear and sort of minty-ish, not as minty as toothpaste. I’ll give that a go later. I also considered coconut oil. I may still try that if the gel doesn’t work.

Oh, the glamorous life I live! 
Here’s a picture of Bleuberry (aka Bleu, aka Mr. Baby, aka Jerkface).

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